Top Ten things Corrections Officers hate

[gwywnnydd]

#3: Coming up with one too many at head count

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[lt-howitzer.livejournal.com]

LOL

Do you have the whole thing? My dad used to be a Regional Director of Corrections.

[gwywnnydd.livejournal.com]

TOP TEN THINGS CORRECTIONS OFFICERS HATE:

1) Inmates who look like the sperm used during their conception was tainted with steroids.

2) Inmates who don't flush after eating chili for lunch.

3) Coming up with one too many at head count.

4) When you recognize the newest inmate as your proctologist.

5) Being on a first-name basis with a serial killer on death row.

6) Finding a hole in your glove after completing a body cavity search.

7) Having to break up a shower fight.

8) Being asked to be the bridesmaid when two inmates tie the knot.

9) The fact that prisoners get more cable channels than you get at home.

10) Having a new neighbor move in next door who looks waaay to familiar.

[lt-howitzer.livejournal.com]

Thanks sweetie. I'm sure my dad will love it. LOL