Movie meme

[gwywnnydd]

1. Pick 15 of your favorite movies.
2. Go to IMDB and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie.
5. NO GOOGLING/using IMDB search functions. Totally cheating, you dirty cheaters.


1)
Person 1: I may be blind, but I have acute 'earing.
Person 2: I'm not interested in your jewelry, cloth eyes!
Guessed by retcon

2) When she first mentioned what's about to happen, I said, "Over my dead body." And she said, "No, Daniel, over mine..."
Guessed by calandria

3) Moles and trolls, moles and trolls, work, work, work, work, work. We never see the light of day. We plan this thing for weeks and all they want to do is study. I'm disgusted. I'm sorry but it's not like me, I'm depressed. There was what, no one at the mutant hamster races, we only had one entry into the Madame Curie look-alike contest and he was disqualified later. Why do I bother?
Guessed by retcon

4) "[Character name] says olives take up too much room in such a small glass."

5)
Person 1: [stutters in disbelief] Oh look at this! Sons of the pharaohs! Give me frogs! Flies, locusts! Anything but you. Compared to you the other plagues were a joy!
Person 2: I am so very sorry it was an accident.
Person 1: My darling girl, when Ramses destroyed Syria, that was an accident. You are a catastrophe!
Guessed by theda

6) I even made poor Louis take me on Crusade. How's that for blasphemy. I dressed my maids as Amazons and rode bare-breasted halfway to Damascus. Louis had a seizure and I damn near died of windburn... but the troops were dazzled.
Guessed by retcon

7) For a handful of coin I happen to have a private and uncut performance of "The Rape of the Sabine Women," or rather woman, or rather Alfred, and for eight you can participate.

8)
Person 1: He can't forget being rejected by his mother and father at the age of 11. They sent him away, alone, into a primitve community of licensed bullies and pederasts.
Person 2: You mean he went to public school.
Person 1: Exactly.

9) You know what I'm going to get you next Christmas, Mom? A big wooden cross, so that every time you feel unappreciated for your sacrifices, you can climb on up and nail yourself to it.
Guessed by retcon

10)
Person 1: Towanda! Righter of Wrongs, Queen Beyond Compare!
Person 2: How many of them hormones you takin', honey?
Guessed by noiseinmyhead

11)
Person 1: What are your colors, Shelby?
Person 2: My colors are "blush" and "bashful."
Person 3: Her colors are "pink" and pink."
Person 2: My colors are "blush" and "bashful" Mama!
Person 3: How pretentious is this weddin' gonna get, I ask you?
Guessed by arachnewolf

12)
Person 1: Just wait until you see my act: Bertha Vanation and her Dance of the Virgin.
Person 2: Which she does COMPLETELY from memory.
Person 1: Bitch!

13) Anti-wrinkle cream there may be, but anti-fat-bastard cream there is nowt.
Guessed by retcon

14) I looked at the clock... because I was saying to myself... It's five to seven, where could he be going with that sawed off shotgun?
Guessed by retcon

15) You're nude in The Telegraph, dear. Can you pass the bacon?

Comments

[arachnewolfe.livejournal.com]

#11 is Steel Magnolias.

[gwywnnydd.livejournal.com]

Yep :).

[retcon.livejournal.com]

1) Yellowbeard
3) Real Genius
6) The Lion in Winter
7) Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead
9) The Ref
13) The Full Monty
14) A Fish Called Wanda

Eh, less than half.

[gwywnnydd.livejournal.com]

Yep, got 'em :).
I'm wondering if anyone will get #8. It's pretty oscure.

[calandria.livejournal.com]

#2 Love, Actually - I just watched it again last week :)

[gwywnnydd.livejournal.com]

And it was on your list, too :).

[noiseinmyhead.livejournal.com]

10) Fried Green Tomatos

[dangerous-beans.livejournal.com]

I'd swear that 5 was from a musical... My Fair Lady? Gigi?

I'd almost swear that I've seen it recently, too.

[dangerous-beans.livejournal.com]

Hah. I cheated. *snort* Couldn't get much further off. :D

[gwywnnydd.livejournal.com]

Not a musical, but possibly you've seen it recently.

#5

[theda.livejournal.com]

The Mummy

Re: #5

[gwywnnydd.livejournal.com]

Yes :).