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When girls drink too much............
1. We have absolutely no idea where our purse is.
2. We believe that dancing with our arms overhead and wiggling our butt while yelling "woo-hoo!" is truly the sexiest dance move around.
3. We've suddenly decided that we want to kick someone's ass and honestly believe we could do it, too. [interjection: Yes, as a matter of fact, I can.]
4. In our last trip to pee, we realize that we now look more like a homeless hooker than the goddess we were just four hours ago.
5. We start crying and telling everyone we see that we love them sooooo much.
6. We get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new song plays because "oh my god! I love this song!"
7. We've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to us.
8. We've suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it.
9. We yell at the bartender, who we believe cheated us by giving us just lemonade, but that's just because we can no longer taste the gin.
10. We think we are in bed, but our pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor (or the mop?)
11. We fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when we sit on it.
12. We take our shoes off because we believe it's their fault that we're having problems walking straight.
When girls drink too much............
1. We have absolutely no idea where our purse is.
2. We believe that dancing with our arms overhead and wiggling our butt while yelling "woo-hoo!" is truly the sexiest dance move around.
3. We've suddenly decided that we want to kick someone's ass and honestly believe we could do it, too. [interjection: Yes, as a matter of fact, I can.]
4. In our last trip to pee, we realize that we now look more like a homeless hooker than the goddess we were just four hours ago.
5. We start crying and telling everyone we see that we love them sooooo much.
6. We get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new song plays because "oh my god! I love this song!"
7. We've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to us.
8. We've suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it.
9. We yell at the bartender, who we believe cheated us by giving us just lemonade, but that's just because we can no longer taste the gin.
10. We think we are in bed, but our pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor (or the mop?)
11. We fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when we sit on it.
12. We take our shoes off because we believe it's their fault that we're having problems walking straight.
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Date: 2006-09-18 03:49 pm (UTC)This is not a quote, this is a guilty/not guilty *poll*.
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Date: 2006-09-19 01:15 am (UTC)Why men let girls drink too much
Date: 2006-09-18 04:26 pm (UTC)1. Which is because we've picked it up.
2) You are correct, we can now observe all of your anatomy without impairment.
3) Keep believing that, if we weren't trying to get laid you would manage injuries.
4) Goddess' are scarey and intimidating... The hooker might say she'll come home with us.
5) We want to believe you.
6) Which improves music sales (we buy anything that you love)
7) Which means that we HAVE a CONNECTION... (Deep lustful look)
8) Anything you suck on works for us.
9) Nasty Bartenter! Come home to my place for a real drink?
10) Having sex means getting you into the bed?
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Date: 2006-09-18 04:59 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-09-20 03:09 pm (UTC)Went to CW concert yesterday... Boy bass singers seem to work too... lot of Cowgirl wanna bes and hopeful men trying to seperate them from the pack...
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Date: 2006-09-20 08:01 pm (UTC)That would be because the vibrations of the bass voice go in through the ears and directly to the... well, south of the ears.