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[gwywnnydd]

That Student Doctor Network forum thread I referenced a while back has been around the world a couple of times, and there's some new material (it's >40 pages now). Some of the ones that made me gitch:
Just funny: "Reminds me of a 16-year-old I took care of many years ago, admitted to the ICU with her THIRD self-inflicted GSW to the chest. Patient teaching--IMPROVE YOUR AIM so we don't have to deal with you!"

I almost woke the Bug laughing at this one: "If you are a lady with flaccid, drooping breasts try wearing a bra before you iron a blouse for work. Not only is ironing your nipple painful, but 30 years down the line your story will live on in internet message boards."

From an Army medic, made me cringe and cover my nose: "If you store your quarter-key of coke in the supply Conex, make sure none of your buddies have swapped it with a package of CS (tear gas) powder before you snort it."

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[ladyallyn.livejournal.com]

...after your first rotation through the ER you'll have the beginning of your own collection of them - some of them ending with "cause of death: TSTL, acute".

too stupid to live

[gwywnnydd.livejournal.com]

BWAAAHAAAHAAAA.

Must remember that acronym (along with SOCMOB, which I picked up from that thread: Standing On Corner, Minding Own Business).