Finally!

[gwywnnydd]

Honest advice about sex on a motorcycle.
Aimed at authors, no less.

http://www.livejournal.com/users/commodorified/11491.html

Comments

ROTFL!

[airlinepilot.livejournal.com]

"Also riding without a helmet says I am a suicidal idiot dork."

The juxtaposition of that phrase amongst the sexual commentary was, well... priceless. :D

[danaid-luv.livejournal.com]

"This looks obscene. Like you're fucking your gas tank."

I think this was in reference = trying to bring back a double kick-stand that often will have a tendency to stick. I about fell off my chair, laughing.

[gwywnnydd.livejournal.com]

The common description of a big guy riding a sport bike (one with a strongly forward riding stance) is "Monkey fucking a football".