gwywnnydd | I like memes :)

Most people have had a lot of jobs that never show up on their resume. Childhood paper routes, under the table odd jobs, strange career diversions. Make a list of every job you've had since you were a little kid, up through today. Anything you've gotten paid real money for counts, except chores for allowance. Post your list to your livejournal along with this explanation.

Baby Sitter
Paper girl (small neighborhood paper)
Landscape hydration engineer (I was hired to water the landscaping around the rental units I lived in).
Inventory counter (eight f*cking years)
Movie theater drone (tickets, concessions, barrista)
Telephone surveyer
Software tester
Milky Way rider