This is important

There is a woman, known to be active in the Con circuit and SCA in An Tir. Her name is Solveig Elsey, she also goes by Sam and Valkyre.

I have no interest in anything she has to say. If you can read this, DO NOT agree to carry messages to me.

If I know you've read this, and you do so anyway, you will earn yourself an ass-ripping the likes of which angels tremble at the thought of.

Note deliberate lack of smileys.